F6 Ivy Hall Complaint Box
Several friends of mine, Doran, Bamonte, and Taco lived in F-6 Ivy Hall for the 1997-1998 school year. During that time, there was the normal roomate bickering. One day, I decided to stop listening to everyone's damn complaints about each other, so I grabbed a shoebox, cut a slit at the top, and labeled it "F-6's Complaint Box." Blank slips of paper and a pencil were provided. The following quotes are everyone's complaints about each other - sometimes serious, sometimes pretty damn funny. Just for the record, here are the names that go along with the knicknames.
Bamonte, Delmonte, FMF, etc. = Matt
Doran = Mark
Taco = Eric
(In no particular order)
"Doran wakes up too fucking early for no reason."
"Bamonte leaving the TV on in the bedroom and/or living room."
"Bamonte and all of the thief work."
"Doran bitching about me taking 'his seat' when I would of gladly moved the 1 foot that I moved."
"Jackasses who leave one ice cube in the tray, or leave it empty in the freezer and/or sink."
"Bamonte's attempt to convert to Communism."
"Plug lamps in after you unplug them, jackasses."
"Doran bitching about refigerator space."
"5/18/98, 11:45pm - Bamonte takes a shit, leaves light on, fan is off, door is closed, heavy stains in the toilet."
"Too many complaints."
"Bamonte - 'nuff said."
"Doran talking to you while you're watching TV, i.e. Dave Matthews special."
"There is no home delivery of the USA Today."
"Defrosting a bagel, and then finding out our fucking toaster disappeared to F-5 again."
"All the boys are too good looking."
"Kuhner calling Matt a faggot first thing in the morning."
"Bamonte calling me a bitch."
"No more cheap shit!"
"Don't throw the McDonald's Monopoly pieces out!"
"The bastards who keep on leaving the light the at at the door and hallway on during the day."
"Bamonte taking the cordless phone into the bathroom."
"Phish."
"Doran has to stop trying to be so hard and lossen his jock strap a little."
"Bamonte hangs out in F-5 too much - wait, is that really a complaint?"
"Bamonte has to stop stealing pens. See 'cheap' complaint."
"Sick of Doran's complaints."
"My toaster mysteriously disappearing from our apartment and winding up in F-5."
"Doran wearing a Chargers shirt when he says he's an Eagles fan."
"Bamonte pretending to be an Eagles and "sports-fan-in-general" only to pass up "Sports Final" and Lou Tilley on Channel 3 in place for MTV and other non-events."
"Kuhn doesn't hang out in F-5 enough...we miss him!"
"Bamonte not taking out the garbage."
"Bamonte being drunk and stupid, and proceeding to steal my beer."
"Bamonte needs to stop acting so damn hard."
"Bamonte calling me a faggot first thing in the morning."
"Bamonte not turing the fan on."