The 106 Wilbur St. QuoteWall
The following quotes were said, documented, and laughed at since the inception of the "Quote Wall" 1996. It started by some intoxicated individual having a brief moment of clarity, saying something profound and intelligent. As the years passed, it became a symbol of who we all were; our personalities, state of mind, likes and dislikes. This web page is an attempt to preserve those special moments.Some quotes I understand. Others, only those that said them will truly understand their meaning. For now, all quotes are open to your personal interpretation.
Credit is given where credit is known, and explanations are given where explanations are deserved.
(In no particular order)
"When I get excited, it's unnatural." -Adam
"Reality is an illusion facilitated by alcohol - definately." - Neil
"From one taco to another." -Qbert
"We payed for the cable, but don't get to see the booty." -Shank Man
"Reality is relative, and irrelevant." -Neil
"There is no truth in action." -Anonymous
"There is a fucking comet coming with something behind it." -Jeffrey
"6724" -BDog
"I'm still hanging in there!" -BDog dangling from the doorframe on his 21st birthday.
"Yo! Let's burn this house down dude!." -Apats
"Let me live in my delusional world." -BDog
"Beast is the foundation." -Zer
"All that I know is that I keep opening beers and finishing them." -Adam
"I was just gonna stop by and all, and uh, you all were like this, and uh, now here I am, and I'm fucked up." -Damien
"If you can't finish a chicken cheese steak, then force yourself." -Jon
"I'll be lit on fire." -Jon
(9 of us sitting around a room, Friday night...no beer, no girls, nothing to do, and silence in the room.) "You know guys...I'm sitting here... thinking... looking around... and I don't see one potentially successful person in this room." -Jeffrey
"If you wanna get with a winner, you have to drop the chicken dinner." -Shank Man
"What am I gonna do?" -Apats
"Who is Shank Man?" -Kirk
"I'll stick my d*** between her t***." -BJM
"There's some bitches up there!" -Shank Man
"Beer is the best." -Jeffrey
"Please...your brothel has me on my knees!!" -Robbie
"Yo, Neil is a smelly, sorry, bitch." -Jeffrey (intoxicated evening, where Jeffrey was sick of the world and everyone around him.)
"I'm staying up until 4 tonight - may be all night." -Adam, on his 21st birthday.
"If I had 50 pounds on me...[someone tell me what the rest of this quote is, I lost it.]
"First of all, first of all, I have never bullshitted in my entire life." -Zer
"Gimme sugar packets!!" -Jeffrey
"You look like 10 pounds of shit in a 9 pound bag." -George
"I'm a whoop yer ass, I'm a whoop Anish's ass, I'm gonna whoop Jon's ass, I'm gonna whoop Bryan's ass, I'm gonna whoop all yer asses!" -Shawn "The Royal Rumble" 6/17/97
"That's a good lizzard." -Jon
Bdog to Jeffrey: "Ah Jeff, you made it home from work safely."
Jeffrey's response: "Always. It's AFTER work that's the problem." -Jeffrey
"Man, thank God I'm not a woman, because there would be no way I could stop drinking for 9 months." -Jeffrey
"Life makes me horny. When I'm not horny, I'm dead." -Eric
"Zer what are you doing tonite?" (Answer): "I'm going to hang out, drink, get drunk, and pass out." -Zer
"I don't care WHAT we do tonite, as long as we get beer here within the hour." -Jeffrey
"If you can bend them over, I know them." -Zer
"Greatest moments are the best." -Zer
"I just want to have sex with a lot of random strange women." -Neil
"...And then there were none." -Anonymous, June 1st 1999 (termination of lease of 106 Wilbur)
"It's not the place, its the people." -Anonymous, June 1st 1999
"Jeffrey, are you stupid?!!" -Jeffrey's Mom
"I'm in, pull out!" -Jeffrey
"Emily!! SHUT - THE - FUCK - UP!!" -Schultz
"I would have killed that little troll if I would have caught him." -Jeffrey
"Dad, you gotta come pick me up, I'm locked up. I'm behind bars in jail in Camden." [background-nurse yelling] "...he's not in jail, he's in a hospital!!"... "SHUT UP!!!!! Dad don't believe him, I'm in jail!!" - Dank, in Camden County Hospital after being escorted out of a Jimmy Buffet concert.
"Lindsay's..........DEAD!" - Jeffrey (See Homecoming 1999)
"Dare will be thelays!!!" - (Unknown voice at Sunoco station, exit 3 NJ TPKE)
"This guy looks like he's seen 4 Mondays since this past Tuesday." - (Jeffrey, looking at a strange, disheveled man in Wilimington)
"Contana tryin' be dancing in Jefferson." - (Unknown caller on 106 Wilbur Voicemail)
"...like a Middle Eastern Dream" - (Anish describing an event. I like this for some reason; I think because it could apply to anything, and it's soothing to say.)
"...looks like Pearl Jam stayed in this room" - (Jeffrey describing what the hotel room looked like when 12 drunks woke up)